it's called obsession

James Hetfield once stood at the end of India and sneezed. India then collided with Asia and formed the Himalaya

Most people know how to piss their name in the snow, James Hetfield can piss his name in concrete

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never seen James Hetfield

James Hetfield’s dog picks up it’s own shit because James Hetfield doesn’t take shit!!!

When James Hetfield goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket

James Hetfield “Rides The Lightning” instead of roller coasters

HAPPY 26TH ANNIVERSARY TO RIDE THE LIGHTNING!

When James Hetfield picks his nose, he really does find gold

James Hetfield doesn’t have a shadow. The wall only wants to look like James Hetfield

You can’t shoot James Hetfield. Bullets are too afraid to fly close to him.

James Hetfield once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors